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if i had tom riddles diary id get possessed so quickly, not even cuz id use it as a diary just cuz the notebook would 100% be used as a hogwarts version of chatgpt
#harry potter#tom riddle#he was like the headboy and smart af#no way in hell i wouldn't take advantage of that
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James and Sirius and Remus and Lily and *takes a dramatic breath* you?
this one's for you @enamoredwithbella, thanks for sorting this idea out with me @unstablereader
poly!Marauders + Lily x shy!reader who is so smitten with them
pt 1 // pt 2 // pt 3 // pt 4 // pt 5
CW: fem!reader, reader has hair long enough to be played with, reader is in Hufflepuff, swearing, consent because it's sexy AF
This was obviously a bad idea.
You’re not even sure how your friends managed to convince you to attend the Gryffindor party, but you swore to every deity it would never happen again.
There were too many people (most of whom you’d never spoken to before), it was too loud (songs you didn’t particularly care for), and the fifteenth time someone bumped into you nearly sent you over the edge.
“Whoa there, sweetheart.” A low voice commented as an arm quickly righted you from your nearly horizontal position. “Y’alright?”
You looked up to see the face of none other than Gryffindor quidditch captain James Potter beaming down at you.
You were ashamed of yourself for the way that smile made you feel.
“Erm, yup! Thanks.” You squeaked, quickly freeing yourself from James’ grasp so fast that you nearly knocked someone else over in your attempt at creating distance between you and the Headboy.
It wasn’t that you didn’t like James. On the contrary; you were rather smitten with him.
Him and his partners - which was nothing short of dense in simple terms.
But you couldn’t help the way you blushed when he held the doors open for you as you walked into classes, or the friendly smile and wave he’d shoot at you when he saw you on Prefect rounds.
You sort of wished he’d stop being so bloody nice to you; maybe then you’d be able to get over this crush that was never going to amount to anything.
But James was taken; three times over.
And what a sodding group they were.
Heart Throb of Hogwarts™ Sirius Black in his effortless style, his devil may care attitude, and his insatiable flirting. Being noticed by Sirius felt like your favourite rockstar singing a song written just for you.
And don’t even get you started on the enigma that is Remus Lupin; the Cassanova of Gryffindor tower. Everyone in your year (and likely the years below you) had at some point or another crushed hard on the quiet Marauder; but it really couldn’t be helped. He was tall, he was handsome, he was kind, and though he was far more quiet than his counterparts, the quips he shared with you never ceased to reduce you to a fit of laughter.
And gods, was Lily Evans ever beautiful. She was the total package; she was funny, outgoing, smart, and stunning. Looking at her even now with her long auburn hair as she threw her head back in laughter; so open and care free in her actions. You weren’t sure if you wanted to be her or being underneath-
No.
No. That was not a nice thing to think about someone who was in a committed relationship.
You let out a sigh as you zoned back into the fact that James still had one of his hands on your elbow and was smiling curiously at you.
“Thanks for the save! I really owe you one.” You chuckled awkwardly and nearly took out one of the Prewett twins in your haste to leave Potter’s vicinity.
Unfortunately, trouble seemed to be following you.
And by trouble, you meant Sirius Black.
“Damn, Hufflepuff!” He cheered as he moved a sultry gaze up and down your body appreciatively. “Give us a spin, dollface.”
You felt all the blood in your body migrate to your cheeks as you fought to keep your mouth from falling open.
Lily, the beautiful angel (or the evil temptress, depending on how you looked at it), swatted at Sirius from her perch on the arm of the chair her boyfriend was currently occupying.
“Down boy; you’re going to scare her away.” She teased with a smirk as she winked at you.
You felt momentarily grateful for her.
And then she spoke again.
“Then none of us will get to look at her.”
Fucking Helga, was it hot in here? They needed to open more windows; preferably one you could launch yourself out of right now, thank you very much.
“That’d be such a shame, really. Sorry doll, you don’t gotta spin - no one else here deserves to appreciate such a view.”
“Okay.” You squeaked and turned in search of your friends.
You know what? Fuck your friends; you were leaving with or without them.
They weren’t….flirting with you, were they?
Surely not.
Of course not.
What a ridiculous thing to think.
But…it certainly felt like they were flirting with you.
Maybe one more glance?
Just as you were about to approach the portrait hole, you turned for one more look at the objects of your affection and your current tormentors and - yup, sure enough - Sirius, Lily, and now James were all standing there smiling at you.
They were watching you leave?!
Okay time to go, that is enough nonsense for one day.
You spun and collided with something tall and solid which thankfully caught your arms as you all but ricocheted off of them.
“Hey there, dove. Where’re you headed in such a hurry?”
Please for the love of gods, don’t tell me…
But of course, you looked up to see the face of one Remus Fucking Lupin smirking down at you.
“You lot are everywhere.” You whispered in awe. The bastard only chuckled in response.
“Come on you guys! We’re going to start a game of truth or dare!” Lily called over to…you (?) and Remus.
“Well, we wouldn’t want to miss that, would we?” Remus murmured lowly into your ear as he steered you towards the growing circle congregating around the various chairs and sofas littering the common room.
And listen, you’re not particularly proud that you were so placid in Remus’ man handling you.
But in your defence…
In your defence, Remus was man handling you.
And to your absolute horror, he plopped you down beside Lily on a large chair that was not quite large enough for two people.
You tried to swallow your heart back down which was attempting to escape via your mouth as you became hyper focused on the fact that Lily sodding Evans was pushed up against you none too casually and- Merlin’s tits, was she playing with your hair!?
You pretended to pay attention as a few rounds passed by; your friend being dared to give you a lap dance being the most brazen thing to have taken place.
Until it got to the Marauders.
Marlene dared Sirius to strip down to his boxers for a whole round which he was all but too eager to do, apparently. Meaning he got to ask the next person.
“Moony!”
Remus smiled down at his lap before he looked over at one of his boyfriend’s mischievously.
“I dare you to kiss the prettiest girl here.”
You’re not necessarily proud of the way your heart plummeted at that; this is what you had been telling yourself all night. They were taken.
No matter if they complimented you.
No matter if they caught you as you fell.
No matter if they snuggled up to you on a chair designed for one.
No matter if one of them made you feel like you leaving the party early would have been truly devastating.
No matter.
“That’s impossible; there’s two of them.” Remus said quickly, causing your heart to ache for Lily.
Who even says that when their girlfriend is sitting right here!?
You kept your head down as the party all ooooh’ed and aawwwweee’d.
James let out a funny high pitched laugh as if he were an over excited kid on Christmas morning. “Guess you’ll have to kiss them both then.”
You really should have left when you had the chance; you weren’t sure you could watch.
It was their business if they wanted to include another, but that didn’t mean you had to like it.
“Or they can kiss each other; I think I’d enjoy that just as much.”
“Sounds good to me.” Lily said as she stood; the space she once inhabited felt cold and vacant without her.
“Well? Come on then?” She said as she grabbed your arm.
“What?”
“Come with me.” She said again, wiggling your arm within your grasp, and who were you to deny her, really?
Like a well trained dog you followed her obediently over to where Remus sat before she all but shoved you into his lap.
“You seem like the fidgety type; maybe Rem can help with that, hm?” She said as she shot a wink at Remus over your shoulder.
His arms wrapped possessively around your waist as he rested his chin on the junction between your neck and shoulder.
“Is it okay if she kisses you, pretty girl?”
You had no time to be absolutely horrified at the pathetic little keening sound that escaped your lips as you looked up at the red-head now towering over you.
“What do you say, gorgeous?” And though her emerald eyes did shine with some mischief, you could see she was earnest; this was your choice.
“Okay.” You whispered barely loud enough for you to hear yourself over the hammering of your heart.
“Yeah?” She whispered as she knelt in front of you.
“Yeah.” You agreed.
And you only got to see the soft, hopeful smile that adorned her lips for but a moment before her hands were on either side of your face and she was pressing her soft lips to yours.
It could have been hours or centuries but it was also all too soon before she was pulling away from you; a proud smile on her lips though her cheeks were a similar colour to her hair.
You became aware of the hooting and hollering going on around you as Remus’ chest began to vibrate in laughter.
“Beautiful.” He murmured - likely more to himself than to you, but you heard it all the same.
“Do I get a turn?!” James shouted before Sirius roughly grabbed him by the waist and planted him down on his lap.
“Not before me, Jamie.” He snickered as he shot you a wink.
The audacity of a man to still be so confident sitting in nothing but his boxers.
You tried to hide behind your hands though it was all for naught as Remus made a theatrical cooing sound and pulled you further into his lap until you were all but cradled in his arms.
“Maybe without an audience next time, hm?” He asked you as he brushed some hairs away from your forehead.
Not trusting yourself to speak (or to even make direct eye contact with the bloke currently cuddling you in your lap), you nodded with your face still hidden.
“Way to go babe.” James said as Lily went to join the two boys on their loveseat. “You were so good, we’ll even get a next time!”
read about their first date here!
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bro… bro what abt the tropes for u and bill. like all of them or just like as many as you feel like doing DJSKDN
1. Smol + Tol
in height: I'm 5'10 so I'm not really small but i hc bill as roughly 6'
in energy: I'm the smol
2. Ray of Sunshine + Grump
I'm generally grumpier and he's smiley and chill. he makes me less grumpy though :')
3. Confident and Flirty + Easily Flustered
I'm easily flustered and not flirty at all so i guess he's the flirty one
4. Himbo + Badass
he's the badass but I'm nothing like a himbo
5. Dumbass One + Dumbass two
we're pretty smart and I'm socially inept but he's not
6. Quiet Smart + Loud Idiot
I'm quiet smart but bill's not a loud idiot
7. Feral Gremlin + Calm Academic
i think we're both calm academics (usually)
8. No sense of self preservation + Overprotective
I have self preservation to the point of anxiety, however, i like to believe bill knows what he's doing and he generally does so I'm not extremely overprotective
9. Ball of Anger + Softie
I'm ball of anger and he's the softie
10. Sarcastic AF + Absolute Dork
we're both interchangeably
11. Snarky Power Couple
power couple? maybe. snarky? no.
12. Soft and Shy + Outgoing
I'm soft and shy and he's outgoing
13. Opposites Attract
he's brave and adventurous and I'm a ball of anxiety but we're generally similar
14. Affectionate + Affection-Starved
i can be both but he's definitely not affection starved
15. Rebel + Teachers Pet
he was headboy and I imagine my s/i was whatever the ilvermorny equivalent is. bit then again we're both not big fans of the ministry or backwards norms. so both?
16. Serious + Goof
I'm generally more serious and he's more goofy but we can be both
17. Has Exactly Three Braincells Between Them
i think we have at least 5
18. Experienced + Never Dated Before
I'm never dated before and i like to think bill's experienced
19. Oblivious + Also Oblivious
not us
20. Bastard + Princess
I'm more bastard-ish i think so that leaves bill as the princess
trope asks
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JAMES POTTER IS AN ORDER MEMBER IN THE WAR, EVEN THOUGH HIS OFFICIAL JOB IS AS AN AUROR (in training). THE 20 YEAR OLD PUREBLOOD IS KNOWN TO BE SMART AND LOYAL BUT ALSO ARROGANT AND IRRESPONSIBLE. SOME MIGHT LABEL THEM AS THE TROUBLEMAKER. FC: JOE KEERY.
James grew up in a loving family with parents who tried their hardest to give him the best upbringing they could. They were well off, and James was quite spoiled, usually getting whatever he wanted.
Pretty much as soon as he could crawl, James was getting himself into trouble and stirring up mischief. It ranged from drawing on the walls to stealing the neighbors broomstick... and his ageing parents had a hard time containing him from the very start.
Which brings me to James and his never ending supply of energy. The guy bounces off the walls if he sits still for too long. Now that he’s older, it’s not as big of an issue, but when he was still in school he had great difficulties concentrating.
Grew up around magic, so it’s nothing special to him. He rode his first broomstick when he was three years old, and was playing Quidditch in the garden by the time he was 5.
Has always been popular and a bit of a show off? And he highkey loves being the center of attention ( more so when he was younger, now he’s a bit more lowkey... like he has mellowed out ).
Literally loves his best friends more than anything? Would die for them without blinking?
The Marauders lowkey don’t get enough credit either? Like they may have been getting into a lot of trouble and started mischief, but they were so smart? What 15 year old kid pulls off an animagi spell successfully? They did! Either way, all the marauders are talented af.
James was kinda an annoying and lowkey obnoxious kid for most of his Hogwarts years though, like. His hexes may have been harmless but hexing people for fun? Still immature.
Played Chaser for the Gryffindor Quidditch team, and excelled in his position (something he always knew and lowkey bragged about :I).
Somehow managed to become Headboy during his 7th year...!! Without having been a prefect... Wtf.
Still wasn’t the Perfect Student™, but he always scored well enough in his classes to be regarded as a good (albeit troublesome) student by the professors. And he had the grades to start training as an auror.
And he never stopped being a Marauder... He just got better at getting away with whatever trouble he was up to. The Marauder’s Map certainly helped with that.
Has never had any issues believing in his own talents, and can be lowkey overconfident and arrogant. This made him off putting to some people, but he shaped up during his sixth and seventh year at Hogwarts, and has since then been much less conceited + arrogant.
Fell hard™ for Lily Evans (sometime during their fifth year). Emotionally mature, he was not, at that time. So she didn’t pay him a second thought... though can you blame her? James needed another year or two before he would be mature enough to be ready for a relationship anyways.
Literally, Lily is the love of his life. Would ( and will :( ) die for her. He’ll go to great lengths to keep her safe, and now that she’s pregnant he’s Extra Levels of protective. (ง'̀-'́)ง
He got married when he was 18?? A lot of his decisions when he was younger were admittedly impulsive, but marrying Lily never was. He decided when he was sixteen that he wanted to spend the rest of his life with her so... He knew he wanted to marry her.
Didn’t think twice about joining the Order of the Phoenix once he left Hogwarts, and has been a dedicated and loyal order member since then.
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